the good life

boys are boys no matter what their age.

they throw shit

they get drunk and fight

they have clichés just like in high school

they watch girly movies late at night

their biggest concerns of the night are simple

-get drunk

-get laid

-look bigger than any other guy

-find their bed



a normal day in a house of boys

they wake up screaming about something

they fight over the bathroom and make it smell like shit *litrally

walk around in towels and flash everyone they can

kick doors open and wake people up

go to school or sport

come home screaming

get drunk

look for girls

play games to see who is better

get girls to come over

fuck with each other until a fight breaks out

continue drinking

tell stories

cover people who have fallen asleep

yell to strangers

explain to cops why they are so loud

have sex

kick girl out

make fools of themselves with each other

slowly head to bed

pass out until the hangover wakes them up